Fiesta Movement

AGENT PROFILE

Eli Newell

New York, NY

Hello, Internet. We are Mike and Craig and Eli of the Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company. We're based out of the UCB Theatre in NYC and our crew tours all over the country doing improv shows at rock clubs and colleges and festivals. It's a pretty sweet life... and now we'll be spreading that sweetness all over your face with our brand new lime green Ford Fiesta. Check out our TourCo site - www.ucbtourco.com and our video site - www.ucbcomedy.com and our theatre site - www.ucbtheatre.com and our twitter site - www.twitter.com/ucbtourco.

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“Mike and I will DP the shit out of you at the palladium. #fiestamovement”

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“What does the inside of your pet look like? #fiestamovement”

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“Serious pussy #fiestamovement”

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“Our videos were grrrrrrrrreat! #fiestamovement”

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“Jenny is looking hottttttttttttttttttttt! #fiestamovement”

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“Getting a Chinese beverage at the Fiesta party! #fiestamovement”

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“I'm a busty girl in a red dress. #fiestamovement”

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“9/11 happened. #fiestamovement”

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“My Ford Fiesta gave me a reason to not hang myself. #fiestamovement”

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“So many strong and dedicated soldiers of the Lord here at the Fiesta party!...”

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“Keeping it classy at the Fiesta party! #fiestamovement”

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“Fiesta party? More like Boner party! Fiesta boners! #fiestamovement”

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“I'm opening Bud Lights with mu B-hole at the Palladium. #fiestamovement”

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“They're censoring tweets at the Fiesta Party!!! #fiestamovement”

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“Hey Mike, cool dick! #fiestamovement”

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“Flatbush Avenue Pothole: 1. Fiesta Front Wheel: 0. #fiestamovement”

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“Some ding-dong spilled 4000 metal BBs in my Fiesta. Now it sounds like a rain stick...”

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“Unlimited flights on JetBlue for a month for $600 - http://bit.ly/1efmH8 #fiestamovement”

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AGENT PROFILE

Eli Newell

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current mission

THE CLASS CLOWN

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